So I’ve got this “prized gem” of a car with a salvage title—because apparently, the car had a midlife crisis and decided to crash and burn. Now I’m wondering if there’s a secret, mystical repair process where I can wave a magic wand (or maybe just bolt some parts together) and turn this glorified pile of metal into something closer to roadworthy. Does anyone here have experience with salvage title repair, or am I doomed to drive around in a “unique” collector’s item that even insurance companies treat like a rebellious teenager? Any tips, tricks, or sarcastically dubious repair stories would be much appreciated before I start naming my new ride “Rusty Redemption.”