So, I’ve finally caved and bought an EV because apparently, I enjoy the thrill of wondering if my wallet can handle a new type of beast altogether. Oil changes, you say? Ha! What a quaint idea! Apparently, EVs are supposed to be maintenance-friendly, but I’m starting to suspect that “fewer moving parts” is just a clever ruse. Can anyone confirm if these spill-proof electric machines are actually friendlier to our bank accounts, or if I’m just swapping one expensive headache for another? Between software updates that might require a software update on your software update and batteries that apparently cost more than a small car loan, I’d love to hear if any of you experienced EV enthusiasts have discovered the secret to truly “low maintenance.” Enlighten me before I end up spending my retirement savings on high-voltage hair-pullers!