So, has anyone else experienced the thrilling joy of paying for the “exclusive” Toyota service station treatment? I mean, my car went in for a routine checkup and came out feeling about as familiar as if it had been remodeled by a bunch of over-caffeinated robots with a penchant for unnecessary gadgetry. They insisted everything was “tuned” – which, judging by the extra bolts and mysterious stickers, seems code for “we have no idea what we’re doing but we’re really good at selling you lunch.”
Are these “special” modifications supposed to make my ride run better, or is it just an elaborate prank where they add random parts and then disappear into the sunset? Any brave souls out there with similar stories of motorized mayhem at your local Toyota service stations? Let’s swap tales of vehicular misfortune and laugh at the absurdity for a bit!